Thursday, August 15, 2013

Wisdom from Percocet

I have compiled a list of things I said while higher than I've ever been off Percocet after my knee surgery.

First off, I come to after surgery to a missed MMS from Cooper which was weird. But it turned out to be this picture I kept asking for of the group at Casa Bonita, to which I responded "Wow we are beautiful people."

Duncan

  • Every time I laugh I start to cry. I want a freeze pop.
  • I'm a high nigga and I want a freeze pop!
  • I will kiss your face. Cheek. That's on your face. Every one of you [I was saying how I missed all my friends]. And you will enjoy it!
Josh
  • My head feels like it's going to float off. If I move it from side to side then it won't come off but I look like a mental patient dancing to a song only I can hear and the dog is judging me
  • My dad just asked how I was and I laughed and then he laughed and that made me cry. I'm high
  • My stomach just made a noise like it was talking hahaha. It's saying "I don't want to eat these motherfucking saltines anymore but everyone is gone so I can't get more food"
  • My head is squishing in. WHAT IF I CAN'T PHYSICS, WHO WOULD I BE THEN
  • I think I'm squinting
  • My head keeps falling, why is it always your head that gets fucked up. This is why you don't do drugs, kids
  • She [Kim] just doesn't understand the drug counterculture, yo. She hasn't found her spirit animal
  • omg always put cheese in your mashed potatoes you won't regret it
  • I'm sleepy but I can't sleep because my head can't stop moving
  • I want a spirit animal... it's probably something fucking lame like a duck or a protest
Mom
  • Kim is so mean you should put her in mean kids camp
Michael
  • [after he asked me how much pain there was] Minimal, just a little bit. heh hej heh that meant the same things

Brad and Chris
  • GIVE THIS LIL NIGGA A FREEZE POP

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